Your 2025 in review
Connect your bank. Get a personalized spending story with insights, roasts, and a personality type that's uncomfortably accurate.
Read-only bank access via Plaid · Takes 2 min
We turn your transactions into stories worth sharing
AI finds the patterns you didn't know existed. Get a custom archetype with traits, roasts, and uncomfortable truths.
"78 Whole Foods trips, $45 avg"
"The guac was extra—and so were you"
"You bought groceries... then ordered delivery"
"284 coffees. One every 1.3 days."
"Friday you hits different. Friday you has no budget."
"That's roughly 7 MacBook Pros, or 2,865 Olive Garden breadstick baskets"
Your money's safe. Here's why.
Bank connections go through Plaid (same as Venmo, Robinhood). We get read-only access to transactions, never your credentials. Your data is processed to generate your story, then discarded.
No. Read-only means read-only. We can't make transfers, payments, or touch your balance.
Pretty much all of them. Plaid supports 10,000+ financial institutions in the US.
Takes about 2 minutes. Results are uncomfortably accurate.